Sometimes, a bum with no skills gets a phat contract.  In today’s NBA, these are the aforementioned bums.

Jake Voskuhl- After averaging 6.3 ppg and 6.4 rpg at UConn, I can see why the NBA couldn’t wait to get their hands on him.  Come on – - his intials are JV and he’s not even good enough to make varsity.

Jerome James- Every year it happens.  A player puts up decent stats and gets a contract that don’t make no daggone sense.  In his case, a stretch of 11 playoff games in which he averaged 12.5 ppg and 6.8 rpg was the ticket that he cashed in.  So he’s set for life when he should have been sweeping the floor at Mickey D’s.

Marko Jaric- Has this guy done anything other than get splinters in his tail?  He looks like Alf , and shoots worse than my pet dog.  But someway…somehow, he lucked up and married a model.  Well, I guess that gives us all hope…

Jaric married a model, so I guess he has more game than we think.

Gadzuric should be arrested for impersonating an NBA player.

Mark Madsen – I think they used the call him “Mad Dog.”  He should be happy because normally you have to play to actually get a nickname.

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