The Dunk Contest Put My Wife to Sleep

Sunday 14 February, 2010 at 12:39 am T Lamont 2

Watching the 2010 Sprite Slam Dunk Competition was a painful experience.


Being a fan of anything NBA-related, I completed my due diligence and watched NBA’s All-Star Saturday.  During the first-round of the Sprite Slam Dunk Competition, I peeked to my left and the casual fan interest-level of the event could be accurately summed up – - my wife was fast asleep and displayed no signs of waking up. 

She made it through the Shooting Stars, the Skills Challenge, and the Three-Point Shootout.  It was the event that is billed as the marquee event that finished my wife off. 

And who could blame her?  The only memorable thing about the 2010 Slam Dunk Contest will be the fact that Nate Robinson made history by winning his third competition.  Every other occurrence in this contest was truly forgettable.  The best part of the contest was the commentary from Charles, Kenny and Reggie on how uninspiring the event was.

Only two dunks displayed any level of creativity on Saturday night:

- A first-round dunk executed by DeMar DeRozan (with help from teammate Sonny Weems).  Weems lobbed the ball off of the side of the backboard with DeRozan trailing him.  DeRozan caught the ball and windmilled it before slamming it through the hoop. 

- A final-round dunk performed by Nate Robinson.  Robinson tossed the rock off of the window, caught it with his back to the basket, double-pumped it and finished off a reverse dunk.

Shannon Brown did very little to excite the crowd during Saturday night's dunk contest.

Both of these dunks excited the crowd.  But for the rest of the competition, the crowd was left shaking its heads. 

As a group, this year’s contestants were relatively unknown to the public.  With the exception of Nate Robinson, the fans really had no idea of what to expect for tonight’s dunkers.  But it was pretty easy to assess that the marquee event of All-Star Saturday did not live up to its expectations.

NBA followers were hyped to see what youngster Shannon Brown would do.  The Los Angeles Laker has created a highlight reel of impressive slams that have brought people to their feet.  However, Brown’s competition dunks lacked originality and were very “run-of-the-mill”.

Gerald Wallace – who’ll be making his first All-Star appearance in Sunday’s game – was another participant in the contest.  Wallace must have forgotten that this was a contest and not a game because his dunks were extremely weak.  Gerald was throwing down regular dunks and had absolutely no remorse for doing it.  Needless to say, he won’t get invited again.

DeMar DeRozan was inconsistent with his attempts.  He would try a dunk with no flair and follow it with a creative dunk attempt.  His execution of a dunk in which he tried to dunk over Weems was not good, and he didn’t hit it on his first try – which dampens the spirit of the fans.

After all of the other participants attempted lackluster dunks, Nate Robinson became the crowd favorite – almost by default.  He successfully make two lob dunks with 180-degree spins and turns that may have kept the crowd from throwing objects onto the court.  But even Robinson did not bring his “A” game, as he missed a dunk with a high-degree of difficulty and followed it with a very ordinary ball lob dunk.  By virtue of his second final-round dunk, Robinson won 51% of the fan vote to capture his third dunk title.

Next year, I’m sure that I’ll be in my usual spot on the couch, watching All-Star Saturday 2011. 

But I’ll be sure to have a pillow available for anyone not named T Lamont.


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  • TonyNo Gravatar says:

    The best thing about this year's dunk contest was the pre-hype for over the past year of whether Lebron would be in it or not. At least that was interesting to talk about. But you would have to be damn fool to think for even 30 seconds that King James would actually subject himself to the dunk contest. He has everything to lose and the only thing he would have to gain is bragging rights. And bragging rights does not correlate to $$. I do however have some added respect for Paul Pierce. After a poor showing at the 3-point shootout last time he came back for sheer pride. That type of pride is something you don't see too often these days. If there's not much to gain, professional athelets and coaches would rather stay at home or sit there starters. (That's another stab at Caldwell and the 1st losers the Indianapolis Colts) Go Saint!!

    • T Lamont TLamontNo Gravatar says:

      Yeah – I think that's a big problem in today's society…not trying something for fear of failure (or how they will be perceived). If LeBron is wack in the dunk contest – who cares? He's not going to sell any less shoes or merchandise. He's still going to be at the top of the league and embarrass the other players when it really counts – - in the games. A dunk contest loss is not going to take money out of his pockets.

      But you're right – and it's sad that you are right – about the fact that LeBron won't subject himself to losing (check this post – http://www.ballornuthin.com/lebron-not-competing-… money is not the issue in this case. It's his silly title "King James" that has him and his handlers uptight. If he would bring his carefree, happy-go-lucky, dumb-dancing, game demeanor to the contest – along with maybe Dwight Howard – it would be enough.

      If he doesn't want to compete, then that's up to him. But I hope he's staying out based on his own disinterest.

  • 2 comments

    1. TonyNo Gravatar Comment:February 15, 2010 at 6:37 pm

      The best thing about this year's dunk contest was the pre-hype for over the past year of whether Lebron would be in it or not. At least that was interesting to talk about. But you would have to be damn fool to think for even 30 seconds that King James would actually subject himself to the dunk contest. He has everything to lose and the only thing he would have to gain is bragging rights. And bragging rights does not correlate to $$. I do however have some added respect for Paul Pierce. After a poor showing at the 3-point shootout last time he came back for sheer pride. That type of pride is something you don't see too often these days. If there's not much to gain, professional athelets and coaches would rather stay at home or sit there starters. (That's another stab at Caldwell and the 1st losers the Indianapolis Colts) Go Saint!!


    2. TLamontNo Gravatar Comment:February 15, 2010 at 7:02 pm

      Yeah – I think that's a big problem in today's society…not trying something for fear of failure (or how they will be perceived). If LeBron is wack in the dunk contest – who cares? He's not going to sell any less shoes or merchandise. He's still going to be at the top of the league and embarrass the other players when it really counts – - in the games. A dunk contest loss is not going to take money out of his pockets.

      But you're right – and it's sad that you are right – about the fact that LeBron won't subject himself to losing (check this post – http://www.ballornuthin.com/lebron-not-competing-… money is not the issue in this case. It's his silly title "King James" that has him and his handlers uptight. If he would bring his carefree, happy-go-lucky, dumb-dancing, game demeanor to the contest – along with maybe Dwight Howard – it would be enough.

      If he doesn't want to compete, then that's up to him. But I hope he's staying out based on his own disinterest.


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