Reasons LeBron James Left Cleveland for Miami
Friday 16 July, 2010 at 3:14 pm Featured, NBA 0
Should we be surprised if the rest of these guys eventually made their way down to South Beach?
Much has been made regarding LeBron James “Decision” to leave the Cleveland Cavaliers to play for the Miami Heat.
But why did James choose to do so?
Other than the widely accepted fact that the King wanted to play alongside perennial All-Stars Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh – providing him with a much-improved chance of getting past the second round of the playoffs – I’d like to offer the following perspectives on his choice:
The Weather in Cleveland
Is it daytime or nighttime? Is the sun out?
The Weather in Miami
Did anyone bring some sunblock?
Extracurricular Activities in Cleveland
I was in a rush and forgot to lock my tires in the trunk.
LeBron: "Is there a celebrity league down here?"
LeBron: "Beach volleyball will keep me in peak physical condition during the offseason."
I dig into my pocket, all my money spent, so I dig deeper still coming up with lent...
Nightlife in Miami
There go Crockett and Tubbs...
Women in Cleveland
Is that a man or a woman?
Women in Miami
Do they all look like this?
LeBron, uh, better maintain his, um, his focus on South Beach...
Yeah, LeBron must have lost his mind going down to Miami. Shame on him.
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