“Oh, oh here she comes.  Watch out boy, she’s chew you up.  Oh, oh here she comes.  She’s a man-eater…”

That would have been the warning that Hall and Oates would have given Earl Watson.

The NBA journeyman guard has toured the NBA from city to city, in search of a place to call home.  The 30-year-old has currently landed in Indiana, playing for the lowly Pacers as their primary starting guard last year.  But this year, if he remains in Indiana, he’ll figure to take a back seat to the newly acquired Darren Collison.

But some odd news regarding his personal life has hit the mainstream.  Watson is married to former “My Wife and Kids” actress Jennifer Freeman.  According to Watson, their relationship turned hostile on August 1 – - that’s when the former actress attmepted to take a bite out of Watson’s chest. 

The chest bite took place after Watson questioned Freeman about a text message that she had received on her phone. 

But, as if her blood-sucking try wasn’t enough, Watson alleged that his wife also attempted to attack him with an iron.

That would definitely bring a different meaning to the term “domestic violence.”

After that incident, the 6’1″ Watson did what anyone with common sense would – he filed for divorce.  But not much later, he and his wife have reconciled…vowing to continue to work on their marriage.

Hmmm…there seems to be two very concerning things here.  There’s the suspicious text.  Then there’s the resulting attack.  Let’s examine these a little closer:

- I’m sure that this scenario has happened in most relationships.  A suspicious text is spotted on the cell phone of one of the relationship’s participants.  The usual reaction from the phone’s owner is something like this:

Watson and Freeman...before she tried to bash his head with an iron.

“I don’t know who that is.”

“It’s just someone playing games.”

“They must have entered the wrong number.”

- In any event, I would think that very few people would take the Chris Brown route.  But apparently, that’s what Freeman did.  Watson will probably throw out the family’s iron and get his clothes dry cleaned exclusively – just too avoid any possible future run-ins that his head might have with an iron.

- Freeman may have invented a new way to deal with suspicions of unfaithfulness – - just flip out on the accuser.  The effect will be people across the globe who will be too frightened to confront skeptical behavior from their significant others.  Or maybe even too scared to leave them for the fear of being stalked down one day.

The proof is in the pudding.  Freeman’s antics have worked to perfection.

How else could you explain returning to a chest-biting, iron-wielding spouse?